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LOVE AND HONOUR YOUR PATNER,
HELP AND GIVE SERVICE.
BUT DO NOT BAHAVE LIKE A SLAVE.

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

Ek Family SHOLAY Dekh KE Aayi,
Aur Pati Patni Se Romantically Bola,
"Nach Bsanti Nach." Child added:
"Mummy! is kutte Ke Samne Mat Nachna.

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun ;->

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!


 

Bahu-maaji ye abi tk nai aye
khi koi dusri Aurat?
Saas-kalmuhi tu hmesa ultaSochti h
aisa B to hoSkta h kisi truck k niche aagya ho

GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand
after some time GIRL-my neck is paining....
BJ oy kisses her neck,
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?