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Wife runs home saying, Pack your bag honey, I won 10 crores in lottery
Husband: Should I pack for beach or hills?
Wife: Who cares?


Just pack n get lost.

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hot text messages - Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. - Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes....

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flirty text messages - Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend - Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend Eligibility: Loving Caring, Duty: To Luv, Experience: Not required, Salary: Never Ending Luv, Joining: ASAP, R U interested?...

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get well text messages - big bunch to say.... "Get Well Soon" - If wishes were flowers Id send You A big bunch to say.... Get Well Soon...

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