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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire

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hilarious text messages - All mornings are like Paintings - All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up SMS from someone like me to color ur day....

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