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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

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friendship text messages - Tears may come and go - Tears may come and go, But there's one thing I know. All my life you're a friend of mine. You can depend on me. I'll be fine... 'Cause you're a friend of mine....

hilarious text messages - If loving u is wrong, - If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight....

romantic text messages - I love to see you smile - I love to see you smile In the lone summer of light And hold you oh so close Underneath the stars at night But there is just one thing Darling through and through Foreve...

flirty text messages - In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! - In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always tink dirty....

short text messages - There is always another chance for everything in life - There is always another chance for everything in life, But, Fact is that there is no chance of another LIFE So enjoy every moment of Life:-) Good Dayz.....

rude text messages - Sex is like pizza - Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good...

funny text messages - What is confidence? - What is confidence? think it........... a 99 year old lady buying a sim card with life time validity...