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Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

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romantic text messages - I LOVE YOU 2-DAY - I LOVE YOU 2-DAY I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW PUT IT TOGETHER I LOVE YOU 4-EVER...

christmas text messages - New is the year, new are the - New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling n...

dirty text messages - Roses are red, - Roses are red, voilets are corny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!...

birthday text messages - Cake... - Cake... Eat a little Eat a lot Eat untill you have to stop!...

get well text messages - big bunch to say.... "Get Well Soon" - If wishes were flowers Id send You A big bunch to say.... Get Well Soon...

good night text messages - Be Honest while you reply. Good Night - Name 3 characteristics 4 me out of 1. Arrogant 2. Sweet 3. Egoistic 4. Lively 5. Playful 6. smart 7. Honest 8. Shy 9. Confident 10.Hyper Be Honest while you reply. Good ...

funniest text messages - Who is HOT? - Who is HOT? Its U. Who is CHARMING? Its U. Who is Sweet? Its U. Who is Darling of Milions? Its U. Who is a Liar? Its ME! Hee..Hee..Hee........