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A man bid on a Parrot
in an Auction.
He really Wanted this
bird, so he kept on
bidding.
But he kept on
getting Outbid, so
he bid Higher and Higher.
Finally, he Won the Bid.
As he was paying, he
said to the auctioneer,
“I surely hope such a
Costly Parrot Can Talk.”
“Don’t worry”, said
the Auctioneer, “He
Can Talk. Who Do you
Think Kept Bidding
Against You.?”…

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