Free funny phone messages

Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui,
sabi aaye par Lun nahi aya sabi
hairan hue ki Lun kaha gaya
bad may pata laga Lun to msg pad raga hai.

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APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai…

Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there .

The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won’t miss out letting you know
that life is worth living with someone like you around.

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you…