Free funny phone messages

A word friend is a very small word
But this word has a large & special place in our life.
Your friendship means a lot to me.
For your friendship I can give up anything in my life.
I don’t can give up anything in my life, I don’t know
How much my friendship keeps a place in your life.
I think if, I will lost your friendship there I will lost
Everything in my life.
So please don t forget me.

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my galfriend
Teacher: How could u break ur specs kissing a gal?
Boy: She crossedher legs

Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO

take me 2 a lonely place
make sure noone is watching
rip me naked
hold me by my waist take me to ur lips
and........................
























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