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REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY
Category : flirty sms messages | Txts under: flirty text messages
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Category : flirty sms messages | Txts under: flirty text messages
Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE
Hey! Cutie...
..yes YOU!
you're smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey......
Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
Category : flirty sms messages | Txts under: flirty text messages
Ques :
hw much space in ur hrt 4 me ?
Choices :
100 % (write a song & send me)
90%(call)
75 %(send sms)
50 %(1 mis call)
0% (no answer)
A FRIEND IS:
1% FUNNY
2% SWEET
3% CARING
4% LOVING
AND...
90% GOOD
LOOKING
THAT'S WHY...
I AM YOUR FREIND
Category : friendship sms messages | Txts under: friendship text messages
Never look back...
Never regret...
Never remember
the people you've met.
Never begin...
And never end...
Never say never
when it comes to your friends!
Category : friendship sms messages | Txts under: friendship text messages
People who love you
people who you love back
people that will always be there for you
through the good times and the bad
they make you happy when you are sad
they are angels that have yet to earn their wings
they are your dearest friends
Category : friendship sms messages | Txts under: friendship text messages
They're the ones that keep me walking the floor at night
My God,
this is a hell of a job.
I have no trouble with my enemies.
I can take care of my enemies all right.
But my damn friends,
my goddamn friends.
They're the ones that keep me walking the floor at night.
Category : friendship sms messages | Txts under: friendship text messages

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