Free funny phone messages

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don’t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me… my friend

Stars + Moon=Romantic,
night + sky=Lovely day,
animals + forest=refreshing world,
u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot

Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me!

Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now…?
No Visits…,
No Calls….,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried…
———
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…