Free funny phone messages

maths magic:>

13837*
ur age *
73 = ?



just try it.
U will get an interessting answer.

I________You
1.Want
2.Love
3.Care For
4.Need
5.Hate
6.Kill
7.Help
8.Miss
9.Will Be With
10.Forget
11.Like
12.Slap
Fill Any 1 For Me,Reply With Reason..?&Send To Me..*..

send dis to all ur freinds and see wid what nos..they rate u...
01 = I like u
02 = I love u
03 = U're funny
04 = U're cool
05 = I don't really care for ur personality
06 = U're good looking

women
women
women

if u praise them, they think u r lying.
if u don't, u r gud 4 nothing.
if they talk, theywant u to listen.
if u listen, they want u to talk.
if u kiss them, u r not a gentleman,if u dont u r not a man.
if u agree to all their likes, u r a 'joru ka gulam'.
if u dont, u r not understanding.

women
women
women

so hard to live with them,
even harder to live without...

1450, Baby Food
300, Doctor
950, Medicine
800, Toys
600, Diapers
200, Gripewater
200, Powder
500, Soap
Total
Rs.5000/-Or
CondomRs.5/-Faisla Ap Pe he

THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…

A very touching conversation :
Re.1 to Rs.1000 -
Where’ve you been.?
Rs.1000 - Went to Discos, Pubs, Casinos, etc.,
and You.?
Re.1 - Pilgrim Places.!