Free funny phone messages

Wen u 1st talkd 2 ME u thought i was____?And now i m____?
1.Naughty
2.innocent
3.smart
4.cute
5.dumb
6.loser
7.sober
8.lovable
9.proud
10.rude
Rply

Nice persons r lik wind,
U nevr know whts in their heart,
U can only feel their presence n sincerity,
Dont Luk around 2 find them,
Just Luk in d MIRROR.

Do more than belong: participate.
Do more than care: help.
Do more than believe: practice.
Do more than be fair: be kind.
Do more than forgive: forget.
Do more than dream: work.

Last Minute Gift Suggestions:

To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To every child, a good example.
To all, charity.
To yourself, respect.

DREAM - More
THINK - High
CHOOSE - Best
ANALYSE-Twice
PLAN - Perfect
BE - Confident
WORK - Hard
EXECUTE - Well
then SUCCESS is your's.

Life may be hard,
Not always fun,
When nights brings dark,
Morning brings sun,
When life seems tuf,&
Nobody seems to care,
Dilse yaad karna,
*I Will Be Always There*

Before Computers entered our lives!
MEMORY was something you lost with age,
an APPLICATION was for employment,
a PROGRAM was a tv show,
a CURSOR used profanities,
a KEYBOARD was a piano,
a WEB was a spiders home,
a VIRUS was the flu,
a HARD DRIVE was a long trip on the road,