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May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.

Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year.

Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten

and his present remembered.

What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

It was always said of him,

that he knew how to keep Christmas well,

if any man alive possessed the knowledge.

May that be truly said of us, and all of us!

And so, as Tiny Tim observed, “God Bless Us, Every One!

From Home to home,

and heart to heart,

from one place to another.

The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire

of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Do U know that simple
HELLO can B so sweet?
H=----how are U?
E= everything alright?
L= like 2 se U
L=love 2 hear from U.
O= obviously
missU.
so...HELLO.

MEN's TOP 7 LIES:
1. It wont happen again
2. I m single
3. She was just a frnd
4. Im Sorry
5. I like u
6. I dont wanna loose u
7. Im telin d truth:-)