Free funny phone messages

Wife runs home saying, Pack your bag honey, I won 10 crores in lottery
Husband: Should I pack for beach or hills?
Wife: Who cares?


Just pack n get lost.

Musician: Is the music sweet?
Boy: More or less like the one which my father plays.
Musician: Your father a musician?
Boy: No, he is a carpenter.

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Let Christmas not become a thing
Merely of merchant's trafficking,
Of tinsel, bell and holly wreath
And surface pleasure, but beneath
The childish glamour, let us find
Nourishment for soul and mind.
Let us follow kinder ways
Through our teeming human maze,
And help the age of peace to come
From a Dreamer's martyrdom.

I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year !
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you .
enjoy your holidays !

I heard the bells on Christmas Day
Their old, familiar carols play,
And wild and sweet
The words repeat
Of peace on earth, good-will to men!

If one night a big fat man jumps in
at your window grabs you and
puts you in a sack don't worry I
told Santa I wanted you for
CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS.