Free funny phone messages

1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

An Engineering
Question paper…

What is the solution
for 2+2.?

Options :
A) 4
B) Four
C) IV
D) 4.0

Now you realise
Why Engineers
get arrears.?!

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

3 Students Didn’t
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said? “Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn’t study.”
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
3 Days Time.
After 3 days all three
were seated in
Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Question…
.
.
.
.
.
WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d. Back Left.????

A man bid on a Parrot
in an Auction.
He really Wanted this
bird, so he kept on
bidding.
But he kept on
getting Outbid, so
he bid Higher and Higher.
Finally, he Won the Bid.
As he was paying, he
said to the auctioneer,
“I surely hope such a
Costly Parrot Can Talk.”
“Don’t worry”, said
the Auctioneer, “He
Can Talk. Who Do you
Think Kept Bidding
Against You.?”…

Teacher : Are you
Good at Math.?
Pupil : Yes and No.
Teacher : What do
you mean.?
Pupil : Yes, I’m
NoT Good at Math.!

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage?

Wife remains silent

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De