Free funny phone messages

when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
when boy licks he is tharkey.

WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress!

Who is HOT?
Its U.
Who is CHARMING?
Its U.
Who is Sweet?
Its U.
Who is Darling of Milions?
Its U.
Who is a Liar?
Its ME!
Hee..Hee..Hee.....

One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said Hijack!

Everybody raised their hands.

Then suddenly another guy from other side got up & said HiJohn!

Crazy people...

Guys playing cards

Guy1 : I Promised
my wife I’ll Not Play
Cards anymore

Guy2 : Then what the hell
are you doing now?

Guy1 : I Never promised
I Won’t Tell Lies.

Son: I want 2 tell u something.

Father: Its not gud 2 talk when u r eating.

(After eating)

Father: Now tell me.

Son: There was a cockroach in ur food.
Gd evng dear

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire