Free funny phone messages

New style of proposing a girl.. “i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister

jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida
jisse dil na hona chaiye juda
jiska style hai lajawaab
unhi ka sms padh rahe hai aap janaab

Dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?
ek kadam tum baro……………ek kadam hum bare…………
baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!

ResponseS During seX…
a) GIRLFRIEND - Wow darling, this is gr8…
b) PROSTITUTE - Come on.. finish it now…
c) WIFE - I think d ceiling needs paintinG…

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.