Free funny phone messages

One day u will ask me:
What is more important to you, me or your life?
I will say: my life.
You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

If loving u is wrong,
then I don't wanna be right.
My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light.
The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

The shortest word I know is 'I'.
The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'.
And the person I never forget is 'YOU'

Masturbation,
don't knock it,
it's sex with someone I love...

Sex is good,
sex is funny,
all the people fuck for money!
If you think love is funny,
fuck yourself and safe the money!

A man woz arranged 2 b married!
He had a choice of 3 women!
1st woz a rich docter,
2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!
WHO DID HE PICK?
The 1 wiv big tits!

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