Free funny phone messages

whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly”
whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly”
and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Dont tell anybody pl)

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

Define BREAST?.
B - Beautiful
R - Round Shaped
E - Equipment
A - Amazingly
S - Soft with
T - Tasty Milk……..

Peo Sir Utha kay

I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!