Free funny phone messages

Ortho Surgeon to Patient :
“I’ve Good news and
Bad news for you.
The Bad news is
I Amputated the Wrong Leg.
The Good news is Your
Bad Leg is Getting Better.”

Doctor- Mrs.Megha, Good News for you!!
Megha- What Do you mean by Mrs.Megha? I'm Unmarried.
Doctor- Ohh ok. Miss Megha, Bad News for you!!

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Wife : Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the
Husband : Tumhe galat-fehmi hui he

Wife : Kaisi galat-fehmi?
Husband : Yehi ki me nind me tha

If wishes were flowers I"d send You A
big bunch to say.... "Get Well Soon"

May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom,
Swaying endlessly, this way and that way,
Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!

I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r realy being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery