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Born on Monday,
Fair in face;
Born on Tuesday,
Full of God's grace;
Born on Wednesday,
Sour and sad;
Born on Thursday,
Merry and glad;
Born on Friday,
Worthily given;
Born on Saturday,
Work hard for your living;
Born on Sunday,
You will never know want.

For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
Which nobody can deny.

My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends-
It gives a lovely light!

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
A woman who would tell one that would tell anything

Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes,
its own hopes, its own desires.

Youth has no age.

Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life are not the advertised ones,
not the birthdays, the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved.
The real milestones are less prepossessing.
They come to the door of memory unannounced, stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave.
Our lives are measured by these.

Death borders upon our birth,
and our cradle stands in the grave.
Our birth is nothing but our death begun.

Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.??

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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can’t Jump…
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