Free funny phone messages

Ek Ladki Khadi Thi,

Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,

Fir Bi Uska Balance Ja rha Tha..

Kaise?

Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na yaar!


 

Bahu-maaji ye abi tk nai aye
khi koi dusri Aurat?
Saas-kalmuhi tu hmesa ultaSochti h
aisa B to hoSkta h kisi truck k niche aagya ho

GIRL-my hand is paining...... Boy kisses her hand
after some time GIRL-my neck is paining....
BJ oy kisses her neck,
A old man ask- BHAI BAWASIR KA BHI ILAJ KARTE HO KYA?

Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.

Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.

Speaking without Ego
Loving without Intentions
Caring without Expectations
Praying without Selfishness
It's the sign of True Relation...

A:All d time I think of U

L:Lonely I am out U

O:On my mind its Only U

N:Never I'll 4get U

E:Every day I miss U

Suspicious Qoute:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.