Free funny phone messages

If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
?Lets go togather Friend?

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

LOVE AND HONOUR YOUR PATNER,
HELP AND GIVE SERVICE.
BUT DO NOT BAHAVE LIKE A SLAVE.

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?

Employee: (looking down) No Sir...

Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

Ek Family SHOLAY Dekh KE Aayi,
Aur Pati Patni Se Romantically Bola,
"Nach Bsanti Nach." Child added:
"Mummy! is kutte Ke Samne Mat Nachna.

Judge: Y U've stolen money 4m dis man?
Santa: My lord I've nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me
Judge: Whn He gave U money ?
Santa: Whn I showd him gun ;->