Free funny phone messages

Teacher:
Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
.
Student:
He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfrnd

I LOVE U







I WANT U





I LIKE U








I MISS U








I KISS U















All these sentences r the examples of"PRESENT INDEFINITE TENSE.
HA HA

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

Democratic difference between USA and PAKISTAN.

In USA: You can kiss in a public place but you can't susu.

In Pakistan: You can susu in a public place but can't kiss.

PAK has sent its MOST WANTED LIST 2 INDIA:

SINDH demands KATRINA

PUNJAB needs PRIYANKA

BALOCHISTAN demands BIPASHA

NWFP wants RANBIR N SHAHID KAPUR!;-)

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r so sweet..."

Buyer to seller : Is it pure honey ?

How do I know if it is pure honey ?

Seller : Give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn?t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :What if the dog licks it ?

Seller: So it is not a real dog.