Free funny phone messages

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

I don?t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,

Why?
?
?
Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married & now he is going through hell.

F..R..I..E..N..D

*Field of love*

*Root of joy*

*Island of GOD*

*End of sorrows*

*Name of hope*

*Door of understanding*

Dats wat U r 4 me :->

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U..