Free funny phone messages

The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Sum1 Kills AMIR?S GF

& He Loses His Memory.

Thn He Tries To Findout D Killer.

Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.

Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI

At the start of a married life

Every girl treats her husband as

?GOD?

Later on

Somehow the alphabets get

?REVERSED?

Warning:

Be careful when a boy tells you that he loves u from the bottom of his heart,
This means that there is enough space
For other girls on top of his heart?

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just
wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Teacher:

U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:

Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for

*
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Changing underwear!