What OBAMA means....?
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O=Orignaly
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B=Born in
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A=Africa to
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M=Manage the
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A=Americans
man & Dr
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!
Teacher:What is the chemical formula
of water?
Johny: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher:What are you talking???
Johny:Yesterday you told me it is H to
O!!!
POEM
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Wish you luck wish you joy,
May you have a baby boy,
When his hair starts to curl,
May you have a baby girl,
When she starts wearing pins,
May you have a pair of twins,
When your twins turn to four,
May you have a baby more,
And if you go on with this scheme,
You will have a Cricket Team...
Ameen.
Democratic difference b/w USA & PAKISTAN
In USA U can kiss in a public place but can't susu.
In Pakistan U can susu in a public place but can't kiss:-)
WARNING:
Mobile phones causes radiation
and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress! :P
