Free funny phone messages

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Start ur day with the name of "ALLAH"

And ur "SWEET SMILE" Hope U have a

Beautiful Day .!!

DEAR CUSTOMER:
Assalam-o-Aliakum,
Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER

1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass,
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,
1 word is enough to fall in love &
1 friend is enough to live in this world.

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
Only My Love is TRUE

I love you more than all the stars in the sky.
I love you more as each moment passes us by.

I love you more with every breath I take.
I love you more with each promise we make.

Calender of love

Jan - Rose
Feb- Propose
Mar- Gift
April- Lift
May- Chating
June- Dating
July- Miss U
Aug- Kiss U
Sep- Larai
Oct- Judai
Nov- Rest
Dec- Next....!!!

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive