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WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .
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Agar Tum Mil Jao ”Kamana Chorh Denge Hum”

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………

Having A Girl Friend Is Like “Playing Cards”. . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A SPADE To Burry Her . .

Jab Koi Baat Bigarh Jaye,

Jab Koi Mushkil Parh Jaye,

Tou..

Tou..

Tou..

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JL

Tou Main Kiya Karoon..??

NIMTO KHUD . . . ! ; )

Load Sheding Ke Benefits:

Generator, UPS & Candle Walon Ko Rozgar Ki Farahmi..

Mobile Charge Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Balance & Time Saving..

Sabar Karnay Ki Wajah Se Jannat.. !!

Cow Par Bethay 1 Pathan Ko,

Traffic Police Ne Rok Kar Kaha:

Aap Ka Helmet Nahi Hai..??

Chalan Hoga.. !!

Pathan: Dheyan Se Dekh Nechay

Andhay Four Wheeler Hai.. ;-)