Phone sms & texts message - short messages
Can i kiss a man?
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!
girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………
girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah
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Two birds sitting on a tree.
Two birds sitting on a tree. A shikari came & shot 1 of them. The other fly away…..why? saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega !
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When u feel sad
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Nargis se ek sawal
Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
Nargis:
Apnay ghar jati hoon..!
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Sleep with married women
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Agar mein tumhe kiss
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya…
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Saab 1 rupaya de do
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.
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