short text messages short sms messages short phone sms text messages

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Student: Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Kyun Ki Thi,

Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se..??

Teacher: Main Ne Tou Koi Call Nahi Ki..

Student: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyu Likha Tha,

“ 1 Miss Call ” ;-)

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!

If u need Advise Message me……….
If u need A Friend Call me………..
If u need Help E-mail me………….
If u need Money ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..shit
the no have u dailed is not respondiming at the movement

What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying…
& the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

What do a “Rat say” to a “Cat”
on Valentines Day?
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Think

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Billo Rani Kaho to abhi jaande doon.

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?