short text messages short sms messages short phone sms text messages

1 Mechanical Engineer Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui.
Usne Husband Ko SMS Bheja
Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aa Gaya Hai

Husband Ne Reply Kya: NUT Wala hai ya BOLT Wala.

True friends always stand behind you in your bad time!

plz check your marriage album all your friends were stand behind you

abe oye khajoor, circus ke retired bunder,chusey hue aam kay shilke,tooti hui bottle kay dhakun,bin namak ki daal,derti pe bojh, sms to ker kabi.

Girls word in diff language

Arabi.hurma
Irani.dosheza
French.fure
Hindi.kania
Italian.amito
Maxican.monaro
German.amisa

In our sindhi?

Hatit Wah ji chori aa!

PPP Walay….
Tum kitnay bhutto maro gay
har ghar se bhutto niklay ga.?

MQM Walay…
Hum har ghar main saathi bantain gay
phir kaisa bhutto niklay ga?? :-)

Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali.
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya
Hajaam ne awaaz di….
‘Beebiji…
saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…!!’

open with love

mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai

bura to nahi maano ge

wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai

wo pyar bharay 3 lafz

“Insaan Ban Jaao”