short text messages short sms messages short phone sms text messages

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody?s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn?t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

I LOVE U







I WANT U





I LIKE U








I MISS U








I KISS U















All these sentences r the examples of"PRESENT INDEFINITE TENSE.
HA HA

Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do you know?
Wife: Because she is not asking for Pocket Money

Who said English is easy???

Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.

1.______I don?t have Brain.?

2.______I don?t have Sense.?

3.______I am Stupid....

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

What OBAMA means....?
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O=Orignaly
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B=Born in
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A=Africa to
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M=Manage the
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A=Americans

man & Dr

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.