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naughty text messages - Police:TV kyon nahi legaya - Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.....

love text messages - Aapki mohabbat ki validity - DEAR CUSTOMER: Assalam-o-Aliakum, Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai, Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen, FROM: LOVE CARE CENTER...

good night text messages - Aaj raat maine har sitare - * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Aaj raat maine har sitare * * * * * * * * * * * * Say guzaarish ki. Kafi deir baad unhon ne meri baat maan li. Aap jaldi say Aasman ki ta...

hilarious text messages - F..R..I..E..N..D - F..R..I..E..N..D *Field of love* *Root of joy* *Island of GOD* *End of sorrows* *Name of hope* *Door of understanding* Dats wat U r 4 me :-...

short text messages - What is ATTITUDE? - What is 'ATTITUDE'? 3 ants saw an elephant coming. Ant 1: We will kill him. Ant 2: We will break his legs. Ant 3: Leave him dude, He is alone and We are 3!!!...

romantic text messages - Witout you i will die - My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you Id die....

good night text messages - As the day turns into night, - As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, All the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams Good Night...