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Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,
Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,
Is it d rum dat makes u cum
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funny text messages - Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? - Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin? Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite? Man: My wife......
birthday text messages - So on this very special day - So on this very special day I would like to say to you I hope you'll always find happiness In whatever you may do....
sweet text messages - I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep - Ill give u one kiss to go to sleep. Ill give u two kisses to dream. Ill give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me....
cool text messages - Nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy. - Nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy. Nobody love u. Nobody misses u. Nobody cares abt u. DONT CRY! My name is nobody!...
funny text messages - Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood: - Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it......
funny text messages - Life is Test, - Life is Test, Islam is best, Namaz is must, Aakhrut is for rest, World is only dust, If Quran is in chest, nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next...
love text messages - Look at sun and you see time. - Look at sun and you see time. Look in heart and you see love. Look in eyes and you see life. Look at your mobile and you see whos thinking of u! Its me....
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