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Masturbation,
don't knock it,
it's sex with someone I love...

Sex is good,
sex is funny,
all the people fuck for money!
If you think love is funny,
fuck yourself and safe the money!

A man woz arranged 2 b married!
He had a choice of 3 women!
1st woz a rich docter,
2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!
WHO DID HE PICK?
The 1 wiv big tits!

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Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.
Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,
Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,
Is it d rum dat makes u cum

Tips on giving blow jobs:
1. If you do it for lust -SPIT IT
2. If you do it for love-SWALLOW IT
3. But if you wanna show off- GARGLE IT