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I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

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cute text messages - Daily habit - Always start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, u'll always be SMILING!...

hot text messages - Man before Marriage - Man before Marriage is like Airtel. Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan After Marriage Hes Like Hutch Whereever U Go Our Network Follows....

funny text messages - Husband 2 Wife - Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr....

good night text messages - "Gud Night" - Ay chand taaron zara inko 1 hath maro Bister se inko neechy utaaro Karo in k sath abb tum fight Kyon k ye so rahe thy bina kahy Gud Night...

sweet text messages - Dil usi ka tota hai - KAB DIL USKI YAAD MEIN CHOOR NAHI HOTA, KAB US SE MILNE KO DIL MAJBUR NAHI HOTA, YEH SACCH HAI ZINDAGI MEIN DIL USI KA TUTA HAI, JISKA KOI KASUR NAHI HOTA.....

good morning text messages - X?cuse me, - X?cuse me, agar aap abhi soye nahi ho aur msg padh rahe ho to ?GoodNight?. Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur msg subah padoge to fir ?GoodMorning?....

dirty text messages - Forget the name and play the game - Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!...