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There was a cat and a rooster sitting by the creek.
The cat fell into the water and the rooster laughed.
LESSON: For every wet PUSSY, there's a happy COCK!

Sorry,
the fuckmachine is out of order,
so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Sex is like pizza.
When its good,
its VERY GOOD.
When its bad,
its Still pretty good

Mary Mary,
quite contrary,
trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!

sex drugs rock & roll,
speed weed & birth control ,
life a bitch & then u die,
so fuck the world & lets get high!
send this to 5 people or have 7 yrs bad SEX

How does a vagina look before sex?
Like a lovely pink rose!
And after sex?
Ever seen a Bulldog eating Mayonaise?