Phone sms & texts message - nice messages
Man before Marriage is like
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
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Love is Small, Flirt it
Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I’m too Good, Accept it!
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Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha …
Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?
Admi ne kaha..
Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas
saal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na
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Girls are like roads
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
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Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
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Can U Come To Meet Me
Boy: I’ll Climb The Taleest Mount,
Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U …
Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??
Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi …
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Bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya
Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
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