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Teacher Said To Stundent :
“How Did You Lose The Fingers Of Your Right Hand, ?”

Studnet :
“Sir, I Put Them In Our Pet Cat`S Mouth
To Count How Many Teeth She Had.”

Teacher :
“And Then How Did You Lose Your Fingers?”

Student :
“The Cat Closed Her Mouth Tightly
To Feel How Many Fingers I Had.”

GIRL: DOCTOR KO DIKHA LE BETA Q K DENGI
VIRUS BHI AISE HI HOTA HAI!.

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

Customer:-Bhai kab se wait kar raha hon
khana abhi tak tayar nahi hoa?

Hotel wala:-Bhai sahab khana to 3 din say tayyar hai
bas garam ho raha hai.

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students