nice text messages nice sms messages nice phone sms text messages

Cute…
Good looking…
Easy to handle…
Cool…
Sexy…
Nice structure…

Its my mobile. How about your?

Sardar: Teri maan masrof he to zara kake non apna dodh pila de.
Beti: (shocked) Bapo mera aje dodh nahin aanda
Sardar: Acha shosha te badi banai ae…

An english man and a desi man were both going to a interview. They were asked to use the colours green. pink and yellow. The english man goes in and says the grass is green, the sun is yellow and the sunset is pink. The desi man goes in and says my phone goes green green i pink it up and i say yellow!!

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers… and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene… plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

maan baap sotay nahi they,

to bacha kehta hai,

so ja bapu

so ja.

warna ek aur ho jayega.