nice text messages nice sms messages nice phone sms text messages

Dono ne apne kapre tyag diye ek ne desh ke liye aur ek ne desh
wasiyon ke liye.

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo’s left tells the bartender ,”JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE.” And the man’s companion says, “JACK DANIELS,SINGLE.” The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, “AND YOU, SIR?” Lalooreplies: “LALOO YADAV, MARRIED

I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai…

What is business…?
Dad: i want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: no !

Dad: the girl is bill Gates‘ Daughter.

Son: then ok!

Dad Goes 2 bill gates…

Dad: i want your Daughter 2 merry my Son.

Bill gates. no

Dad my son is the CEO of world bank.
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3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya hai.