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To Batao Uski Pant Pe Kya Likha Hoga ?. . . . . . . .

Bajate Raho. . . . . !

Farooq Sattar’s Wife To Farooq Sattar :
Agar Aap Ko Kuch Ho Gaya Tou Mera Kia Ho Ga?

He Replied As Automatically:
“Hum Na Hoon Humare Baad ALTAF ALTAF”

Aik pathan ki shadi hoi usne dulhan ka ghoongat uthaya aur pyar se bola
“o khocha tum itna khobsorat hai to tmhara bhai kitna khubsorat hogi:-)“

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….

Future plans of childrens:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.

Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.

Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant
mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai.

Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai.
baccha: agar baby itna hi
acha tha to kha kyun gayi.