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Ek Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Bhen Ke Sath Date Par Gaya …
Jiss Restaurant Mai Woh Gaya Samnay Auska Bhai Auski Girl Friend Ke Sath Betha Tha

A Judge Said..
Order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.

Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous

A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, make love to me once” I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, “U have won my trust.”
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!

Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy

He Told In Her Ear

DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Yaar . . .

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.