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If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai

Musharraf said to his mother.
Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai!
Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro…

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
I wll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from

RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?

SHYAM - Oye itna bhi nahi malum 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru Mukeshbai Anil (ambani)

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Bachelors schedule
Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyaar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbaadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko next!!!