naughty text messages naughty sms messages naughty phone sms text messages

take me 2 a lonely place
make sure noone is watching
rip me naked
hold me by my waist take me to ur lips
and........................
























have a break and have a kitkat.

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

Press down.


down more

deeper

more
YES

ahh

ohh


yes
Almost there!

ooh baby

faster

harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE

He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...