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Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born.

Early to bed and early to rise makes ur girlfriend go out with other guys.

Meherban kadardan dekhiye mere sms ka kamaal ghanti bajegi
bandar nachega mobile uthayega sms padhega muskurayega ab bandar forward karke hosiyari dikhayega…..

American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai

Bhai: Baji parda karo,
Aage mahajiro ka mohaLLa hai..Kuch der baad..!

Behen: Bhai ab tum parda karo,
Aage pathanoo ka mohaLLa hai….

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,
keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,
seconds dog! …

Now read without the word dog

Jazz waloon ki kia baat hia yaar,
inn ka naya ladies pakage aya hai,

ab 5 rupay main pura 1 ganta lagay raho,

‘aur sunaho’