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Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi,

A cute thought for those
who believe in friendship.
It?s not necessary 2 share
every secret between true friends
but it?s important that whatever u share is true.

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

A boy comes to his class with broken specs. Teacher: What happened?
Boy: I was kissing my galfriend
Teacher: How could u break ur specs kissing a gal?
Boy: She crossedher legs

Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!

Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.

A policemen arrested a prostitute
Gal: I'm a saleswoman not prostitute.
Police: What r u selling.
Gal:I"m selling condoms & offering a FREE DEMO