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Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha
Per Hamarey SMS ki alag Shaan hoti ha
Her kisi ko kartey nahi SMS
Magar jis ko kartey hain us main Hamari Jaan hoti ha

A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

You do not know the effect you have on me because every time I see you my heart begins to smile.

Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

Dictionary is the only place
where Death comes before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorce before Marriage,
But Friend come before Relative.