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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, dont misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

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Teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter

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Aaj ka sawal….
mohabat ho jati hai yah karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai

agar amer hai to kani parti hai

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No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I’m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?

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Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!

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cute Nurse came for a job interview.

Dr: What salary do you expect?

Nurse:Rs10,000.

Dr was overjoyed n said “My pleasure”

Nurse:With PLEASURE its Rs:25,000.

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