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Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai.

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
…..
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

Future plans of childrens:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?

Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.

Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.

Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.

Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.

Sardar proposed a Girl…… Girl said Im 1yr elder to you………..
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery & dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim card & say “govinda govinda”

A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.