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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

naughty text messages,dhup,Santa:,an,shouts:,

love text messages - Love as if its never going to hurt - Dance as if no ones watching, Love as if its never going to hurt....

good morning text messages - Have a nice day! - Morning greetings doesn?t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!...

flirty text messages - Open with Love… - Open with Love If I disturb U I am Sorry! But I need To Say I Love Disturbing you...

nice text messages - Girls are like roads - Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are....

christmas text messages - Christmas is a time when - Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don?t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next da...

nice text messages - A man was driving car zigzag - A man was driving car zigzag rashly. Traffic cop caught him. Man:sir I am learning driving. Cop:without instructor? Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai...

love text messages - Never ask 4 a kiss - Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it. Never ask do u love me, first say I love u. Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u...