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Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Yeh hamari Mardam Shumari ki Sms Service hai
Ager ap Male hai to 2 sms karai
Ager Female hai to 1 Sms karai
Ager Apna ap per shak hai to koi sms na karain.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

Balochi:
Hamare registan mein
“Khush-Amdeed” bolo to vapis awaz aati hai
“Amded Amded”

Pathan:
Hamare paharon ma
“I Luv U” bolo tu awaaz Aata hai
“Luv u Luv u”

Punjabi:
A keri gal a.
Saade pind vich awaz maro,
“Teri Maa Di. . .”
te vapas awaz aandi a,
“Teri Pahen Di”
“Teri Niki Di”
“Teri W@ddi Di”

Failure is not only wen ur girlfriend leaves u..

it is wen u dont try for her sister……